August 2008
2 posts
July 2008
1 post
The Simpsons
Homer: I’m sick of this Tarzan movie.
Lisa: Dad, this is a documentary about the homeless.
June 2008
2 posts
“I like to remember everything as it was. Because moments by themselves...”
– Shoebox Project
Stupid Quotes That I Found.
Yeah, so I found a Livejournal community that just has really dumb quotes that people have accidentally overheard - these are some real gems xD — GUY: It would be fruitful to play the oboe! — KID: You know, I think Super Mario would be better if he was Polish. — GIRL: So she never learned to pole dance, and then someone drove a 4WD through her back fence. — GUY: He was...
May 2008
22 posts
Me love this song.
Started out last night I was thinkin’ of days gone by Of the times I’ve had And the things that I’ve left behind Some change, some die Still we manage to survive It’s knowing when and what to do, It’s up to you Don’t know what’s goin’ on, I can’t wait ‘til One summer, I’ll find a way One summer, will always remain One...
“WE HAVE A KITCHEN?”
– Homer Simpson
You know what really Grinds my Gears?
But seriously. I went to the movies tonight, you see. The movie was scheduled to begin at 01:45am. They actually let us into the theatre at around 01:50am - don’t really care there, if they need an extra five minutes to make sure I don’t sit in somebody’s discarded popcorn I won’t argue. But the movie didn’t start until almost 01:15am. That’s half an hour after...
“Connie, I think I have a theory about why you’re such a bitch. You see,...”
– Brian Griffin
“He is beyond hot. He is the Yellowstone supervolcano of hotness. He is the...”
– Rave (shoebox_project author)
“Oh my God, was that a ninja?”
– Trixie (Speed Racer)
Watch
“So our murderer is a one legged, barefoot woman who’s got serious kung-fu...”
– Danny (CSI NY)
“My favourite kind of wine is beer.”
– Danny (CSI NY)
“Get a print off this knob.”
– Mac (CSI NY)
I WANT I WANT
Japanese mobile phones are so far beyond awesome, I really want one. Seriously! They have all the same features as our boring phones, but they look really cool. Some of them come in up to twenty different colours. How come the big global phone companies aren’t seeing this as something to emulate? There are millions of people who would pay big bucks for these things if they worked outside of...
“Lois: Peter! Are you drunk again?
Peter: Nah, I’m just exhausted cuz I...”
– Family Guy
April 2008
5 posts
IMAGINATIONLAND!!
South Park Imaginationland wasn’t that great. It was okay, and all, but what’s with all the ads? They have ads for the DVD on the site that has the free episodes. Who would buy the DVD when they can watch the free episodes right there? Weird. Almost as weird as, like, the DOON CHEN. That’s so weird.
